Welcome back to The Coach Clarahanson Show!!! In Coach’s Humble Opinion: Referees turning football into crap Referees are screwing everything up. In case you missed it, this guy broke the chain during a 4th down measurement… Lately they have been emphasizing stupid new rules and it’s ruining NFL football. Refs rightfully used to throw flags for excessive celebration, but now end zone skits are expected (much to my chagrin). Oh, and remember the early-season debacle of using replay to get pass interference calls WRONG? Coaches don’t even mess with that challenge opportunity any more. Now the latest ref craze is overreacting to player safety, and it’s making the game unrecognizable. In what can best be described as the 2nd worst call in NFL officiating history (the 1st being the replacement ref’s Fail Mary in Seattle), referee Craig Wrolstad announced a personal foul for unnecessary roughness against Blake Martinez in the 2nd Q of the Giants game for a completely legal "get out of my way" push of a receiver / blocker while pursuing the ball carrier (quarterback running outside of the tackle box). In real time (as Coach watched with his naked eye), the call looked even WORSE than the slo-mo replay. Recall that Davante Adams also received a similarly lame unnecessary roughness call the week prior in San Francisco for a completely safe chest bump to a defender out of bounds after the 1st play of arguably the biggest NFL game of the season up to that point. What ever happened to the good 'ol fashioned "Watch it...or next time you'll get a flag!" warning from the ref? Before these crap calls become the norm, refs should use common sense to focus on player safety and not on players being aggressive in non-safety related incidents. Pushing off some defender milliseconds after being out of bounds should not be worth the same penalty yards as spearing someone with your helmet. We SHOULD be expecting aggressive play, not choreographed bullshit end zone dances. After all, this isn’t soccer or gymnastics, it’s supposed to be (supposedly) NFL football, dammit! …At least, in my humble opinion. Create A Seam Here – X’s & O’s about the game or a scheme Well Coach called it; the Packers did have a Git-Right game. This was a game we should have won; we did win, and kicked the G-Men into hibernation for this season. You have to love that ¾’s of the way through the season we are 9-3. This is already better than Coach, and pretty much everyone else, predicted last summer. The hard part for all Packer fans is that we could have “understood” (but not liked) a 5-6/6-6 team at this point. But now that we are 9-3, well…. Here’s hoping the Pack prove Coach wrong all the way to hoisting the Lombardi Trophy!! Interest in the Giants was so great, that Packer fans filled most of the half-full (half-empty?) Stadium. Clearly the Giants are a top-notch team hitting on all cylinders and are generating tons of excitement in the Tri-State area. Rodgers led the way all game with 4TD’s, 243 yards passing and a passer rating of 125.4 Rodgers was improvising all-game long. And, as he normally does, AR’s school yard ball saved the Pack against yet another mediocre team. After a 3-and-out by the Packers to open the 2nd half, the G-Men scored a field goal which narrowed the score to 17-13. Rodgers answered with a long, 75 yard, 14-play, 7+ minute drive. However, the drive looked stalled on 4th and 10 at the Giants 35 and AR made the play below. The play is obviously fantastic, classic A-Rod. The 1st down catch by Allison led to a TD by Adams 9 plays later. With a 24-13 lead early in the 4th Qtr the game was essentially over. Rodgers improvising, Rodger’s holding the ball, running game averaging 3 yards/carry, pass:run ratio of 56:44…. seems kinda Melissa McCarthyesque, ainit? …Coach Petite Fleur has been facing questions about the “Offensive Identity” of the Packers for the last few weeks which made this Coach very curious. How are they game planning up there at Mecca-1265? After installing hidden cameras to observe the process, Coach made an eye-opening discovery. La Fleur has actually retained Jackson Pollack to create the Offensive Game Plan. According to numerous sources, Petite Fleur and AR give Jackson a pile of post-it notes with offensive ideas that they generate during the week. Then ole’ Jackson goes to work and turns that pile into a game plan. After they receive the game plan from Pollack, La Petite Chat and Rodgers memorize it and destroy the original…so that spies can’t find it…unfortunately that also leaves the other 10 guys on offense clue-less about what we are doing. To compensate, Petite Fleur sends random groups of guys into the game from the sideline and then Rodgers makes up a play after the snap. I don’t know about you kids, but Coach is feeling much better knowing that Petite Fleur’s offense is getting installed properly. 9-3 is fantastic…but are we good? Coach hasn’t pulled out the Big Tuna quote yet this year, so I guess I will now: “you are what your record says you are”. On that basis we are good. If you look beyond the record, many (most) of the stats say that we are not very good. Take a gander at the game summary above, the Pack is on the left and the G-Men are on the right. Most of the stats are pedestrian for both teams, and the teams look even except for two important stats… We scored more TD’s We were +3 on turnovers (not on chart above). Much ink and much talk-radio-airtime has been devoted to two important topics:
Giveaways 0.7, #2, behind NO at 0.6 Takeaways 1.6 , #7, tied w/TN, Skins, Bal TO Dif 0.9, #2, tied w/NO, Pitt How has this impacted the games so far? See the graph below which plots the point differential in each of the 12 games so far vs. the turnover difference. In the three games we lost we had a TO Diff of “0” or less. There is a lot of scatter in the data, but the correlation coefficient is reasonable (75%), so Coach is going to make an observation… …the regression line intersects the Y-axis at -5 points/game!!! For those of you still awake, this is a very, very alarming statistic. While it “proves” squat, and doesn’t predict any individual future game, it strongly implies that we can’t win a game without turnover “help”! Let Coach repeat, slightly differently: this observation basically “proves” what your eyeballs are telling you. We are not in control of the games, but when our D takes the ball away and we don’t give it away, we win. The alarming part is that if the turnovers are even, we lose the game because of all of our other deficiencies (#PuntReturns). Perhaps a bit harsh, but true. The record is great, but it’s hard to escape the facts. We have a first-year head coach who’s been lucky by having one of the healthiest teams in the NFL and is #2 in turnover differential. Perhaps LaFeur could have been coaching since training camp to specifically deliver this, but is that really what happened? Honestly? At this point it looks like we will be in the Playoffs, but it’s hard to imagine getting a positive turnover differential in every game. Conversely, our red zone production has been consistently pretty good, and if that continues in the playoffs we stand a reasonable chance of scoring more points than the other team (Coach likey). So, in summary, it appears to be critical that we get efficient red zone production whenever our turnover ratio is not providing a significant advantage. Now let’s look at some more positives from the Giants game! The question of “who is the #2 receiver?” seems to have been answered, naturally it’s the undrafted-free-agent Alan Lazard from Iowa State. While Allison has made his mark and is among the league leaders in dropped balls, and MVS and Kumerow block downfield, none of them is standing out as a receiver. Hopefully Lazard will be a solid #3 or #4 in years to come. In another Git-right, ‘bout-time’ play, Rodgers completes his first ever TD to Big-Dog Marcedes Lewis (if you haven’t heard the “big dog, big dog” audible from Rodgers, go look it up on the WWW…it’s hilarious). While Rodger’s called the 4th & 10 play (referenced above) the play-of-the-game, Coach actually thinks it happened earlier in the game. Leading 14-7 at 12:02 in the 2nd, facing 4th & 8 on the NYG 29…. we kicked a FG!! Hallelujah!! The kick was fantastic for Crosby personally. He’s faced a number of family issues this year, and despite the passing of his sister-in-law just two days prior to the game, he made a very tough kick in snow globe conditions …and he’s on pace for a pro-bowl year (33 of 33 on X-points; 14 of 15 on FG’s). Those stats are fantastic, but that’s not why Coach is excited…Coach is ecstatic because Matt LaFleur chose to kick it rather than going for it (see last two episodes and the Eagles game to understand why). Vince rolled over in his grave and gave a thumbs up to LaFleur! What about punting? Mmm, well, JK Scott actually tied with Philly at #11 for the week with 42.7 net yards per punt! Yeah! The difference. He stopped doing what Mennenga was trying to get him to do and he went back to his original punting motion. And punt returns were also good news, right? The 3-yard punt return above by Tremon Smith was the longest of the year and got us up to -8 yards for the year. Tremon fumbled and he was cut on Tuesday… if the new guy gets a 4-yard return we’ll tell you his name. Please tell me why Mennenga is still with this team. Surely now that HS Football has ended, we could get a Special Teams Coach from one of the local High Schools. And the D? Probably the most important thing to report is the human-interest piece published last week where it was revealed that neither Oren Burks nor the reporter Lori Nickel have any idea how crypto currency works nor what its value is. BUT, they are both impressed with Oren and he will make the world a better place (good, here’s hoping he does it somewhere else soon, he was a wasted draft-pick and the sooner he hits the road the better). Oren wants to be paid in Bitcoin and Lori thinks it’s valuable because the price-per-Bitcoin is high. Why can’t Coach ever find people like this to sell things to? If you get dragged around the Mall this weekend helping the Mrs. with X-mas chores, Coach strongly suggests you search out the story for a good chuckle. I thought Vanderbilt was supposed to be a good school? Perhaps it’s just the smartest fish in the dumbest pond. SEC = Shitty Education Conference Oren, ostensibly a MLB, has been a keen observer from the sideline. He obviously is pretty bad because he can’t get off the bench and help a D that is porous up the middle. Here we are giving up 12-yards to Kaden Smith on 3rd and 2, which led to a NYG FG on the drive. This is the kind of play that Burks was specifically drafted to stop…just saying…and I don’t see any Bitcoins laying on the field either… Here we are giving up 43-yards to Cody Latimer on 3rd and 12, which led to a NYG FG on the drive. Porous, short and about as potent as a spider web deep in the middle. Safety help, schmaftey help….who needs it? A few of the defensive rankings just to shine a light on it: #25 yards per opponent pass attempt: 7.0 #32 passes over 20 yards #27 yards per rush attempt: 4.7 #32 D-Line ranking against the run #29 allowing avg of 6.1 yards/play (run and pass) But! We are number 14 in points allowed and No. 12 in sacks at 7.4%... Coach, is there any array of hope? Yes Johnny, there is…we had 3 picks in this game, none better than this pretty catch by Tramon-the-ageless. But more importantly there were signs of life in the DL. We actually held the Giants to 4.2 yards per carry, while not great it is an improvement. If we keep improving on DL play like this, we might actually have a shot a moving through the playoffs. Fingers crossed. WTF – Coach’s take on football news that’s messed up Local Grandmother Arrives From Other Room For Semi-Hourly Report On Game Plainfield, WI—Briefly interrupting her weekend cleaning to pop her head into the living room, Grandmother Margaret “Margie” Congdon arrived from the other room Sunday for her semi-hourly report on the Green Bay Packers football game. “How is everything going? Are they winning?” asked Congdon, collecting dirty plates and empty beer cans. “Oh, and how’s that player I like doing?” This reporter paid a special visit to the Congdon’s on Sunday following a testament by Packers President Mark Murphy to small town, dedicated fans like Margie during his annual Thanksgiving Fireside Podcast. “It’s the little people out there in rural Wisconsin towns that make me so successful,” he said. “Without them, I probably would still be suing yuppie parents in New Jersey over their kids’ operation of lemonade stands without a permit.” Once again, Murphy nailed it. Grandma Margie is an inspiration to us all. As I was packing up my things getting ready to depart the Congdon residence at the start of the third quarter, I heard Margie shouting “What’s wrong? What happened?” from the kitchen after audible groans and outcries came from the living room following a quick 3-and-out by the Packers offense. Thankfully the Packers eventually rallied and pulled away in the fourth quarter to beat the Giants convincingly. The Bears Still Suck – Coach has proof Fair-Weather Bears Fan Not Even Banned From Stadium CHICAGO—Bragging about his own hardcore dedication to being removed from Chicago sports facilities, local fan Jerry Binks reportedly questioned how his acquaintance Andrew Jishotzky could possibly call himself a fan of the Chicago Bears if he had never been banned from entering Soldier Field. “Listen, I’ve been banned from the stadium since before they made it look like a spaceship toilet bowl thing, and this guy comes in saying he’s had a ‘seat’ inside there for every game the past two years? Who does he think he is?” said Binks, ranting that he was tired of dealing with bandwagon fans who had never even gotten ejected for fighting by the concession stands, throwing up on their neighbor, or shouting racial epithets at players. “If you can make it through 10 straight Bears games and not get permanently barred from entering the field and parking lot, I just don’t think you really love this team. It’s in my blood. My father lost his season tickets, my grandpa lost his season tickets, and one day, God willing, I’ll get to see my son get chased down by security, blind drunk and half-nude. Can he say the same? Poser.” At press time, Binks was showing off his dedication to the Bears by watching the game on his phone in the backseat of his car after getting kicked out of a DeKalb Buffalo Wild Wings. Udder Stuff – Commentary from the Badger Underground “We had people rent it out all over. It was at weddings, anniversaries, parties. This year it’s Minnesota’s. That’s what rivalry trophies are. That’s why they’re so passionate. If Wisconsin wins it, they get to share it with whoever they want to share it with.” – PJ Fleck. The Gophers football program finally got its hands on a rivalry trophy and, instead of putting it in a trophy case like its stewards for 22 of the last 25 years, they proceeded to whore it out as a birthday party prop so their self-promoting, cheap slogan spouting clown coach could make splashy entrances flying to local high school football games in a helicopter. If it was just touring around the State of Minnesota with the Axe, kind of like the Stanley Cup, we could accept that. That would actually be kind of cool; not Wisconsin's tradition, but still a cool thing to do for a generation of Minnesotans who only know what the Axe looks like in the hands of a Badger football player. But, no - PJ rents it out. As in, if you give me enough money, you can have the Axe at your company Christmas Party. As in, if you give me enough money, you can slap the slogan I developed to commemorate my kid's death all over your University, at least until I move on. We at BU feel bad for the poor athletic department intern who was stuck spending her Sunday returning all the deposits for the cancelled holiday party appearances. Minnesota does not have a wall around their state like Wisconsin does. Minnesota relies on gimmicks and they hired a gimmick coach. Gimmicks don't last. Boats sink. Ski U Meh. Hey, hats off to the actual Gopher players who have had a really good season, the best at Minnesota since 1960. They looked great in their PSU win. However, last Saturday was different. PJ Fluke got so severely outcoached by Paul Chryst that it was not even funny. Like when they ran the all-out blitz and Groshek caught the screen pass and ran and ran and ran. Like the end around to Pryor that went for a TD. Like the pass over the top to Cephus, who was covered by a linebacker. Like the TE screen that we haven’t seen since the Bielema era. Like the kickoff reverse after the Goophs scored a second half TD. This game was an across-the-board beatdown. The Badgers defense was physical, laying hits for four quarters. Too bad we dropped three interceptions. And now, a reality check: We have achieved the top end of realistic expectations for this Big Ten season, although we can dream about the “what if” of a blowout win against Illinois. That woulda put us in the 5th to 7th position in the CFP ranking and a possibility of knocking off the Bucknuts to sneak into the playoff. Even that is highly unlikely, and we’d probably be settling for the Rose Bowl anyway which is about where we are sitting now. We gave the Fighting Ill something to cheer for, and Lovie will be taking his squad to a bowl game for the first time in a while. Ohio State would probably beat us in 19 out of 20 meetings and are 17-point favorites Saturday night in Indy. A glimmer of hope is that this year’s prior game against tOSU in Columbus was only a 3-point deficit with three minutes to go in the third quarter. Our defense had contained to that point and laid some good hits on Justin Fields. Our offensive line let us down more than any other unit. If that changes and they at least get a chip block on Chase Young, and we move the chains consistently on 3rd down to keep our offense on the field, then maybe we beat the spread. An upset win is in the wildest dreams category, and would require at least a 0-3 favorable turnover battle in addition to the aforementioned scenarios. Our prediction here at the Badger Underground: Wisconsin 31- Bucknuts 35, close enough for a Rose Bowl berth for 8th ranked Bucky to stay ahead of 10th ranked PSU who will be going down to Orlando for the Citrus Bowl. We’re Gonna Kick Your @$$ – predictions for the upcoming game With 4 weeks to go we currently are the No. 3 Seed in the NFC Championship Tournament. The Saints host the Niners this week in a game that will impact the seeding. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves…job one is to win our remaining four games, starting with the Washington Foreskins this Sunday. We are 20-16-1 in the all-time series with the Boston Braves/Washington Redskins with an average score of 20-17. One of the most exciting games in the series was the MNF Game on Oct. 17th, 1983; you can read about that 48-47 beatdown in the Jan 9, 2016 Coach CH edition (Coach was there, and so was the “real” Mark Murphy). The Skins started the 2019 Season 0-4 and then were blown out by the Pats 33-7, costing Coach Jay Gruden his job. With a six-year run that featured a 35-49-1 record and one playoff appearance, Gruden was the longest-tenured coach of Daniel Snyder’s 20-year ownership of Washington’s football team. Snyder fits right in with the DC fat-cats, being an attention-seeking money whore who accomplishes nothing and never seems to leave. Since Gruden's firing the Skins are 3-4 under interim head coach (and former Badgers assistant) Bill Callahan. Callahan became famous in 2011 when his 2003 Raiders team ranked No. 23 for the Dumbest Players in NFL History. Unbelievably, the 3-9 Redskins are still mathematically alive to win the NFC East. While that is not the most likely scenario at this point, they have won their last two games, including an impressive win over the Charlotte Panthers last week. If they win out, and Dallas & Philly lose the right 2 or 3 games (not a stretch), they’re in! …and that’s more than what the Bears can say! So the Packers better be ready. The key to the Skins resurgence has been their running game (uh-oh). Rookie QB Dwayne Haskins, from “the” OSU, has pretty bad passing stats (54.1 Passer Rating), but he can run and move the chains. The biggest factor in the run game is Darren “Grape” Juice, a 2018 2nd round pick who is averaging 5.5 yds/carry. Juice ran for 129 yards and two TD’s in their win against the Panthers last week. Grape Juice is joined in the backfield by child-welfare-advocate, children’s-day-care-operator and NFL-running-back Adrian Peterson, who chipped in 99 yards and a TD against the Charlottes. Peterson will be releasing his new parenting guide and self-help book in time for Christmas, “Discipline for back-sassing-childrens and how to get off Santa’s Naughty-List.” The Skins looked good in Charlotte with 362 yards and held the Panthers Swiss-Army-Knife Chris McCoffee to 102 yards, but for the season they are #15 in giveaways at 1.4/game and are #25 in allowing explosive plays at a rate of 8% (right with the Pack, sigh). All-in-all, we should beat these guys if we play to our season averages in all phases of the game. But hold on, there is another observation to make about the Skins... The NFL rankings for net punting average confirm that we are pedestrian, and still better than Bears, but the Skins are No. 1. Where did the Skins get their punter? You guessed it, the Bears. Skins punter Tress Way signed with the Bears as an undrafted free agent in 2013 and they waived him at the end of Camp. They did it again in 2014 and subsequently Way signed with the Skins. Yes, the Bears had Tress Way in Camp two times and cut him both years. (To be fair, we could have signed him and not wasted a draft pick on JK Scott.) Players? Players? (Oh, I thought you said Playoffs) All this talk about punting, punt coverage, punt returns, got Coach thinking about the talent on our roster, the guys who play special teams and thinking about mistakes we’ve made in recent years. Why does this matter? Well schemes and coaching are important, but players win games and it’s clear that while Gutey has done pretty well, our roster is still only in the middle of the NFL for talent. Wanna get depressed? Over the last few years we have “gotten” the Saints TE Jimmy Graham and they have gotten “our” TE Jared Cook. Just put that in your crock pot for eleven seconds and think about it… In a recent radio interview Coach heard John Kuhn talking about the Saints training camp in 2017 (where he went after not being re-signed by the Pack). He had been told he was “safe” to make the final roster, but on cut-down day he was approached by Sean Payton to say he was going to be cut in a day or two… The reason? The Saints had just “stolen” a guy from the Packers and they needed a roster spot! For whom did they need a spot? Taysom Hill was the first legitimate Mr. August for the Packers since David Hasselhoff. He was tearing it up in Preseason 2017 for the Pack as an UDFA QB from BYU and Ted T stoooopidly thought he could sneak Hill through waivers, so he cut him. Roughly a nano-second later the Saints signed him. Fast forward to 2019 and with four weeks left in the season, there’s one indisputable, unassailable fact: The most versatile player in the NFL is a 29-year-old, third-string quarterback who went undrafted in 2017. In 2019 Hill has rushed 16 times for 127-yards/1-TD and caught 13 passes for 114-yards/4-TD’s (NFL record for QB’s). Those numbers are even more impressive considering Hill has also logged a stunning 55.5 percent of the Saints’ special teams snaps. On Thanksgiving night he was unleashed on the Atlanta Falcons in the Saints' division-clinching 26-18 victory. On just 35 total snaps, Hill blocked a first-quarter punt, "caught" a touchdown "pass" on the ensuing possession and added a rushing score in the second quarter. It was a first half for the ages for the third-year multi-purpose weapon, one Hill knew was coming and one he won't soon forget. Hill became just the second QB since 1950 with a rushing TD and a receiving TD in the same game -- Jim McMahon pulled it off for the Bears in Week 10, 1983. But the secret weapon wishes he had one more score to add to the stat sheet. "We were trying to get a touchdown throw in there too," Hill joked. "It wasn't aligned." According to NFL Next Gen Stats, Hill reached a maximum speed of 20.17 MPH on the TD. It was the fastest offensive touchdown run by New Orleans player this season. In 2018 Hill was used in a variety of positions throughout the Saints' season, including as their primary kick returner. In their 21–18 win over the Browns, he returned his first kick 47 yards. This is 55 yards more than the Packers have on punt returns in all of 2019. Taysom Hill, Coach has a legit man-crush on you and wishes you were still on our roster. Yes, we’ve missed on some players, but the real reason we will beat the Skins is that they have the most immature and 2nd-most dysfunctional owner in the NFL (#JerryJones). The Redskins franchise has a storied history but they have been a disaster since Daniel Snyder bought the team and Jack Kent Cooke Stadium in 1999. Since he bought the Skins, they are 142-189-1 in the regular season and 2-5 in the playoffs. They have regularly spent outrageous amounts in free agency for wash-up veterans and they are on their ninth head coach. Redskins fans have complained about their gameday experience and they have expressed displeasure with Snyder-led initiatives that they feel distract from the enjoyment of attendance. One fan explains: “There's too much hoopla ... Fireworks. Loud music. It's not about the game anymore. They’re trying to generate excitement in an artificial way. It's a distraction. Redskins fans are loyal and loud—they can do it by themselves.” — Steve Lann, whose family has been a season ticket holder since the 1950's Wow…Coach thinks he’s starting to understand where stupid ideas such as foghorns and sledding hills come from. The Packers are 6-3 vs. Redskins in the Daniel Snyder era and have won by an average of 27 – 18 (6-1 if we eliminate the last two Melissa McCarthy led tilts). The Packers need this game to stay ahead of the Queens in the Playoff race and they will be fired up. The Packers remain Kings-in-the-North! Packers 31 Skins 21 Chevon McNuggets - G.O.A.T. facts to chew on JB – Packers you forgot about, but stories you’ll remember about them If you know Coach, then you know I don’t like to toot my own horn about the charitable causes that I partake in. It’s a personal thing, as many of you generous loyal readers can relate to from your own philanthropic endeavors. Anyways, I bumped into former Packers backup center Bill Cherry at a recent YMCA Thanksgiving meal service for the less fortunate, so I thought you might enjoy a tribute to 69 for this week’s JB… I had Bill giggling all night with my trademark sarcasm as we doled out servings, recalling his days as a player (turns out Cherry enjoys a sharp tongue), and he even got me chuckling when he said he tried tasting some of the goods there that day. “It wouldn’t be my first time eating at the Y,” he quipped. “I’m especially fond of their tacos and tuna platters.” For those who might not remember a Cherry at the center position, it’s likely because it was a long time ago and Bill was an unheralded UDFA out of Middle Tennessee State. Over the 1986-87 seasons he suited up for 28 games, but started in zero. How did he make the team? Timing. Coach Forrest Gregg was looking to revive the Packers sweep that he himself helped to make famous as a player in the glory years of the 1960’s. Cherry was very fast on the line, and that was of particular value to Gregg at that time. In fact, the team's nickname for 69 was “Lickety-Split.” When Director of Player Procurement Chuck Hutchison took Cherry and his agent out to dinner on a summer night in 1986 to offer Bill a contract and hand him a jersey, Cherry gratefully exclaimed “Wine me, dine me, 69 me!” Frankly, though, Bill was more consistent in the run game than on pass plays. Cherry’s initial pop against his first rusher was a painful experience (he called it a bloody mess), and he provided little resistance to penetration after that. As Jerry Glanville once said, the NFL stands for Not-For-Long if you’re not very good at what you do, and Bill Cherry had to give up his 69 pullover after two seasons of mostly riding the pine. After football, Bill started a mail-order lingerie business from his basement in Bellevue. His company “Cherry.69” started from modest beginnings with proceeds from his meager and short-lived NFL contract, and he initially had trouble growing his unit relying on oral presentations with individual clients. Fortunately, with the advent of the internet, his wares were easy to lay in front of many customers and his business eventually peaked thanks to the insatiable global desire for lady’s undergarments designed and sold by former NFL linemen. And so this week we pay tribute to 69 with a Cherry on top. Good on you, Bill!
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